Just for Fun: B-List Kid Milestones

My dear ones.

When we were in Johnstown for Robert’s grandmother’s 90th birthday, we were talking to her about being the matriarch of such a good and large family. “Look what you did, Mama Ruth!” we laughed as we beheld the 50-some people there.

Margaret must have overheard this because I heard her tell a friend the other day, “We call her Mama because she made our whole family.”

This phraseology tickled me, but it also made me a little sad. Margaret is 7 now and is moving into older-child territory. She hasn’t said something little-kid-cute like that in a long time, and those occasions will become even less frequent.

There are all kinds of milestones in childhood. There are the obvious ones—walking, talking, riding a bike, going to school—and there are the ones that pass you by without you realizing. James recently fell asleep on Robert’s lap, which he hasn’t done in ages, and we realized that that may be the last time. Whenever that bridge gets crossed, we will not know it when it happens. We’ll only know it in retrospect.

I was telling a friend recently that the big milestones are great and worthy of celebrating. Potty training is a huge one. Caroline is now at an age where we can leave her by herself for short periods of time. Margaret is 8 months away from No More Booster.

But there are so many lesser-celebrated milestones that are just as delightful. Yes, every move towards independence is poignant. But from a parenting perspective, make life so much easier.

Let’s build a list of B-list milestones, shall we? Here are the ones that have made me rejoice recently:

  1. When they are tall enough to turn the faucet on and off themselves.
  2. When they can pour their own milk.
  3. When they can swim in the pool with you supervising them poolside, with a book.
  4. When they can wipe themselves successfully.
  5. When they can pack for a trip from a list.

What would you add?

25 thoughts on “Just for Fun: B-List Kid Milestones

  1. Mamala

    1. When they make it through high school without being seriously bullied.
    2. When they lovingly parent their own kids.
    3. When they become a big brother to a less advantaged child.
    4. When they pay their own bills.
    5. When they make excellent life partner choices.

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  2. Monica

    turn on the light switch
    get up and go potty by themselves at night
    play on playground while I read a book

    Our three year old fell asleep on my lap yesterday, which she hasn’t done since she was about 8 months old. I rocked and enjoyed it while it lasted.

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  3. Matthew

    Semi-related question to your “wipe themselves” milestone: When does that happen? Parker still can’t wipe her bottom after a BM and I’m not sure if she should be able to or what.

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  4. Keith Tipton

    First swear word.
    First do-it-yourself bath done pretty well.
    First load of laundry they wash themselves.
    Learning to ride a bike.
    First good adult-ish argument used to get what they want (clever bargaining!)
    First overnight at someone else’s house.
    First airplane flight.
    Correct use of alarm clock or just clock-watching in general (don’t wake me up until 8!)
    Tying one’s own shoes.

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  5. Lynda

    My oldest son is 46, the youngest is 39, but I still remember the feeling the day one learned to walk up and down the stairs without holding my hand and when the other could blow her nose!

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  6. Joanna

    A new one for me from this past weekend-first real rollercoaster ride! Now my five-year-old and I are rollercoaster buddies!

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  7. Susan

    *able to walk in the school building alone (as opposed to being walked all the way to the classroom by me). Selam had to jump in the deep end on that one when I had shingles and couldn’t go in the school with her, but she’s kept it up. It feels so grown up to see the little bitty girl open that great big door by herself-from my car!

    *able to entertain herself during a meeting or church. HUGE.

    *recite her own (well, my own) phone number!

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  8. Emily

    Being able to read to themselves
    Using the boys bathroom at a store with mom waiting outside
    learning to study for school
    finding a website without help

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  9. Jules

    Buys a car that costs more than $300.
    Gets own car loan, without a co-signer. (HUGE)
    Pays back student loan, on time. (HUGE-ER)
    Breaks up with person who is really, really not a good person to be with.
    Stays broken up.

    Okay, clearly mine are adult milestones, but they happened to my children. So I’m counting them.

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